Paddy Power unveil COVID test amnesty box outside Emirates

Irish bookie offers services to Liverpool so they can avoid any questions about future postponements

A ‘false positive amnesty box’ has been unveiled outside the Emirates Stadium, with cheeky Irish bookie Paddy Power promising no judgements for those wanting to deposit any questionable COVID results.

Poking fun at Liverpool’s mysterious recent collection of false positives, the amnesty box was stationed outside the Emirates Stadium ahead of the Merseysiders’ Carabao Cup semi-final second leg against Arsenal and promises to get games off for them with no questions asked!

Spokesman Paddy Power said: “We know clubs just don’t want to play some games but managers get grumpy when people question their reasons. But don’t worry Liverpool and Jurgen, Paddy’s medical team is on hand to get those postponements for you.

“Just drop your ‘false positive’ tests – wink – in our special deposit box and it doesn’t matter if it’s Covid, AFCON or your mum’s birthday as to why you can’t make it, we’ll make sure you never have to play a game you don’t want to ever again with no questions asked!”